February 5, 2010

Yeah, there should be a non-profit for that...

I love photoshop sometimes...


They're lazily creative...

My Grandma is this cool :)


Jeremy the Annoying Horse

A Touch of Philosophy

Yeah, lemmings are funny little creatures. People lemmings, now that's just plain ironic. But in all seriousness, life isn't about deadlines or even going out drinking every Friday; it's about finding fulfillment in yourself and the life you've chosen for yourself. If you're happy, great. If not, it's really very simple... choose to live a different life. Don't like your peeps, screw 'em. Don't like your job, quit and work for whatever makes you happiest. There's only so much time on this earth, don't waste it to apathy or settling for third rate endeavors.

Choose your dreams and live from your smile.

Gorilla Suit

I don't know why I'm laughing :P

This man has a fortitude of will not often seen.

Robot Tattoo

I'm continuously impressed by the creativity of cartoonists everywhere :)

Fridge from the Black Lagoon

February 4, 2010

The Goal of Every Friday On-the-clock


I saw this video ages ago and woke up thinking about it this morning.  I don't know what that thing is, there's quite a bit of online speculation but you should look and see for yourself.  Not safe for your dreams :)

WTF are you?

...are you my new baby brother?

February 2, 2010

It's always the Irish

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and..... OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed.

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

One Irish passenger yelled, 'bye jezis you should see the back of mine! '

Buy, Buy American Pie

February 1, 2010

One for the ages

You know those intros they have before a game to get you pumped up and ready to bust a lung screaming? This is one of the better ones :)

Beer for Baby

Better than milk, support Beer For Babies today

Some people are just warped... wait a second

Rock Music Quality vs. US Oil Production

So very true

Teasing Apple

We all know a few, Mac-Whores. If you're one such individual, this is for you.

That isn't to say that some PC users aren't envious...

January 31, 2010

Menace over coffee and crumpets

Fuck you health insurance companies.

The Best Advice is Blunt

Blunt, direct, perfect. Go live.

For the gamer in your life

Rock > Paper

Metric - YAY

We’re in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

The Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you."

"Tray-up, Bitch."

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