January 26, 2010

The Music Kid Meme

I'm warped for laughing,
You're warped for reading to the bottom.

Perspective is all that matters

Gotta love a girl with pizzaz

Like... where are my fries?

Mixed Emotions

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.  The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.  I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis..." 

Now I want to try one!

Pong Beer