December 24, 2009

David after the Dentist

This is an older video, but I stumbled on it today again and laughed. Thought I would share the love. Merry-almost-Christmas everyone :)

December 23, 2009

PacMan vs Mario

It... swallowed that pigeon - holy crap

funny animated gif

Epic Mascot Dance

Poor Julie Andrews...

Show me your (o)(o) if you love jesus!

A bi-curious burnout

That makes needle and thread...?

Smartass Academy, party of one?

Agile fingers those

God Superman is a dick...

A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper and asks for a strong one. He drinks up and asks for another one. After quite a lot of drinks he walks over to a table where there are two men sitting, talking and drinking. "I'll bet you guys 5000 bucks I can jump out that window and land safely on street below!"

The two men look at each other then agree to accept the bet. So the drunk walks to the window and jumps out. The two men can hardly believe their own eyes when they see him land safely on the street and again enter the building. "How'd you do it?!" they ask in amazement when he enters the bar again.

"Well, you see." the drunk replies. "There is this ventilation shaft straight below this window, and the stream of air is so strong, it slows you down enough to land safely on the grid. Why don't you try it yourselves?"

So, both the men hurry to the window and jump out, facing certain death as they hit the street at high speed.

At this point, the bartender walks up to the drunk and says: "You know what, Superman? You can be a real bastard when you're drunk!"


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One of my all-time favorites

It's the expression that wins :P

Star Wars Funnies

December 20, 2009