November 20, 2009

Coolest... dog... ever!

Wish I were this good at Tony Hawk...

November 19, 2009

Anyone else hungry for Kraft?

TED Videos are amazing, especially ones about Orgasm!

"Bonk" author Mary Roach delves into obscure scientific research, some of it centuries old, to make 10 surprising claims about sexual climax, ranging from the bizarre to the hilarious.

If you haven't seen a TED Video, you're in for a surprise!  TED is an amazing yearly event that you should be up on.  Head to for a plethora of videos to titillate your mind and imagination.  What can be learned listening to 1000 geniuses?  A lot.

I'll start posting one exceptional TED video a week. In the meantime, you really should take a few minutes to check out the site and be impressed.

The Legend of... Zelda?

Link: Huzzah! I've conquered innumerable foes, overcome impossible odds, trekked far and wide, come to the brink of death, defeated the unstoppable Ganon, and saved the fair princess!

Zelda: Yes, and for years to come, people will speak of the Legend of Zelda!

Link: Yes, the Legend of...what?

Zelda: Zelda - the legendary princess who was kidnapped and braved being trapped for a while until some elf guy saved her!

Link: I...I think you have this backwards. I'm the one who did all of the exciting stuff that would be considered legendary. It'll be the legend of Link that everyone talks about.

Zelda: Ugh, Link? That's not even a real name. Nope, that legend's all about Zelda.

Link: didn't do anything.

Zelda: I was kidnapped and stayed virtually motionless while being trapped in a crystal! LEGENDARY!

Link: Do you have any idea how many innocent chickens I had to kill to get here? How many hours I spent in the Water Temple? How many times I had to stop myself from squashing Navi with my boot? No way, sweetheart, I'm the legend.

Zelda: Right, and the next thing you tell me is that the Legend of Guinevere is all about that guy who pulled a sword out of some stupid rock.

Link: The legend of King Arthur?!

Zelda: Guinevere. Arthur was just the dude she married before hooking up with Lancelot.

Link: I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how legends work.

Zelda: And I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how royalty can have a tights-wearing peasant boy thrown in the dungeon for the rest of his life while she tells the historians what to call the legend.

Link: Gotcha. I think I'm gonna go do with something in no way related to you. There's this evil mask thing I should take care of...

Zelda: Ahh yes, they will refer to this adventure as the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

Link:'re not even involved in this. At all.

Zelda: Keep walking or I'll call it the Legend of Navi.

I think I liked you better when you were a gay ninja.

Kudos to Andrew B. of College Humor and to cute girls everywhere who cosplay video game characters.

Meowth, That's Right!

I love the internet.  Seriously, can anyone else name a tangible near-omnipotent construct in the house?  The best part is that it gives us all the opportunity to make fools of ourselves and be cheered for it!

There are many pictures nominated for "Best Thing Ever" this is certainly top 100.

And the moral of the story is...

Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Alright this video is hilarious. If you know Star Wars at all, you'll realize how genius these guys are. I'm still smiling about it :)

ALL NEW! Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles

Artists are truly amazing... and disturbed.

Silly Brittish People...

In the weeks/months following the Revolutionary War, the newly created congress was puzzling on who should be president.  After all that fighting against the old system, after all those rallies and political speeches, they were going to revert to the system they knew - crowning Washington as King!  Good thing the old general has some clout (or good advisors, thanks Franklin/Jefferson) and told 'em to screw off!

If he hadn't... if he'd followed in most other leader's footsteps, we'd probably have some goofy royal family on our hands.  Can you believe the Brits actually have a celebrity family they pay for?  Celebrities that garnish wages, what'll they think of next?!

November 18, 2009

Can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!

Yes you are little buddy, yes you are...
Btw, thanks for being the anti-roadkill - couldn't do it without you.

Bobby McFerrin Plays the Music of your Mind

If you haven't heard of Bobby McFerrin you're about to.  Bobby McFerrin is an amazing musician, song-artist, and voice actor.  If you ever saw those animated movies "How the Camel Got His Hump" or "How the Rhinoceros Got His Skin", McFerrin did every sound and musical accompaniment to those masterpieces.

In this video, Bobby plays the audience. He did this to us when I saw him in concert, laughter all-round!

November 17, 2009

Henry Rollins - Animated Comedy on WalMart.

This is a seriously well-trained dog.

Where's Waldo?

I love pictures like these, the "You'll Shit Bricks" when you see it. Only this one isn't a black-guy in the corner (seriously, it's almost always what you're shitting bricks about!). There's a joke to be had here about sitting on someone's face...

November 16, 2009

I dunno if you saw "Night at the Museum II" but there were holographic exhibits instead of, say, stuffed monkeys. Well this museum blows all those out of the water. If they develop exhibits of this quality museums are going to be the #1 best place to hang out (or trip-balls, whatever) ever!

Amazing Knife Throw

You know when you just feel the game and you're kicking ass. Well, this is one of those moments.