December 5, 2009

Sword-fighting the Elderly

Yeah, that's me in 70 years.  All you fellow 20-somethings, you better get your ass in gear, my sword is comin' for you.

I love cartoons.

Cyanide and Happiness, I love you.

December 4, 2009

This cat has skills, mad skills.

Forklift Fail - FML

New favorite drinking song

Late for Work Montage in 8s

iNude, the Ultimate iPhone App

Not sure if this one's real or not, but it damn well should be.  I'm inventing it in my head as we speak.



What's that statistic, the Internet has 30,000 new nude people yearly (30k new people sharing the free love!).  That is a lot of raw data available.  Compile a few thousand examples of different people with different shapes/styles and find the median/means.  Doesn't seem like it would be that hard to develop a semi-real iNude. And I'm waiting to develop this why...?

December 2, 2009

Deathmatch: Jackson vs. Bean

WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE CHAMPIONSHIP!?

Morphing Ledger

So creepy!  Try and stop watching it, just try.

I know it's been said, many times many ways... rest well Heath, you were a star on this world.  And thanks for sharing with us.

Merry Christmas Bitch!

November 30, 2009

Don't drink the water in Stuttgart...


Imperial Troops Invading Obsolete Technology!

Kitten-Mittens

funny animated gif

A Muppet Rhapsody

When was the last time the Muppets had their time in the lime-light?  It's about time for a comeback.  What better way than to begin a YouTube series of Muppet-Music-Videos.  It's not a perfect cover mind you, they gloss over some of the more mature lyrics of the some (Mama I just killed a man), but I think Miss Piggy's solo more than makes up for it.  Enjoy :)

Baseketball Shot - Totally Jealous

Nothing like being 15 and having nothing to do at the end of the day.  Nothing except... making epic baseketball shots in your backyard.  Kudos kid, kudos.

November 28, 2009

My Vagina is 8 Miles Wide!

Best song ever.  There's a metaphor in here, but I can't stop imagining the possibilities.

November 27, 2009

Post Thanksgiving Recipe

This isn't funny, but it's damn good.  I dunno about you, but I get tired of Thanksgiving food by the 2nd day, I discovered a way to mix it up while eliminating those leftovers!

Peanut Butter & Cranberry Sandwich
1.  Toast the bread (way better that way)
2.  Apply peanut butter
3.  Spread "the right amount" of cranberry sauce
4.  Try not to 'gasm

Hope it was a good one all-round.  Laughter continues soon :)

November 24, 2009

Zombified World



GUNBRELLA

Coolest invention ever, surprised it isn't in one of those 1001 Useless Japanese Invention books, it's that good.


 
The Gunbrella has a funnel shaped top that directs water down the umbrella-shaft into the water-pistol giving you a constant supply of water!  I need one of these, bad.

The Legend of Zelda's many Distractions

That townsman brings up a good point. Surprised there isn't a mob of townsfolk constantly attacking me with torches when I play, throwing bombs and bushes n' shit. Damn chickens.