My Vagina is 8 Miles Wide!

Best song ever.  There's a metaphor in here, but I can't stop imagining the possibilities.

Post Thanksgiving Recipe

This isn't funny, but it's damn good.  I dunno about you, but I get tired of Thanksgiving food by the 2nd day, I discovered a way to mix it up while eliminating those leftovers!

Peanut Butter & Cranberry Sandwich
1.  Toast the bread (way better that way)
2.  Apply peanut butter
3.  Spread "the right amount" of cranberry sauce
4.  Try not to 'gasm

Hope it was a good one all-round.  Laughter continues soon :)

Zombified World

GUNBRELLA

Coolest invention ever, surprised it isn't in one of those 1001 Useless Japanese Invention books, it's that good.

 

The Gunbrella has a funnel shaped top that directs water down the umbrella-shaft into the water-pistol giving you a constant supply of water!  I need one of these, bad.

The Legend of Zelda's many Distractions

That townsman brings up a good point. Surprised there isn't a mob of townsfolk constantly attacking me with torches when I play, throwing bombs and bushes n' shit. Damn chickens.

She's learned how to pick up her Fabio

Empire Strikes Back - Family Guy Edition

Untitled Hilarity

For all you fellow internet-lovers out there, you need to know a few things:
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2. Internet is thriving so their comics rock
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Cyanide and Happiness
Garfield Minus Garfield
Least I Could Do
XKCD
Antics!
Comics, Often Dirty (NSFW, ever)
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Questionable Content
Surviving the World