Please tell me you are, for real.

Silverware Dragon

Damn, the guy who did this is one awesome-possum!

He should have used a spoon!

Football Explained

It all makes sense now!

Stick Figure Horror

God, I laughed so hard when I read this. There's something I find truly hilarious about horror being depicted on stick figures :)

NSFW on 2nd glance #2

Chuck Norris reigns supreme

I haven't seen a worthy Chuck Norris joke in awhile.  But, heh heh :)

You can't kill Rambo, no sir!

Headline says it all

Vengeful Tetris God

I should have posted this video ages ago, it's been tickling me for two weeks now.  LIIIINNNNE PIECE is definitely my tagline for tonight!

Seems I'm having a TMNT theme going

Outgunned

Tickle Me Elmo's burning up

This is morbid and plain fucked up.  I hardly know why I'm posting it... makes me think of the Joker for some reason.  Yeah I'm officially scared of this video now.

Tickle Me Elmo Burns - Watch more Funny Videos

Coolest parents ever

No honey, you need to find the key and map before dinner

Get him Leo

TURTLES AGAINST GENOCIDE UNITE!

God is this ever true

This must be XKCD's house

Logic types for the new generations

Best advertising ever

Copenhagen Zoo Ad

I like her already

ZOMBIE REVOLUTION

David after the Dentist

This is an older video, but I stumbled on it today again and laughed. Thought I would share the love. Merry-almost-Christmas everyone :)

PacMan vs Mario

It... swallowed that pigeon - holy crap

Epic Mascot Dance

Poor Julie Andrews...

Show me your (o)(o) if you love jesus!

A bi-curious burnout

That makes needle and thread...?

Smartass Academy, party of one?

Agile fingers those

God Superman is a dick...

A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper and asks for a strong one. He drinks up and asks for another one. After quite a lot of drinks he walks over to a table where there are two men sitting, talking and drinking. "I'll bet you guys 5000 bucks I can jump out that window and land safely on street below!"

The two men look at each other then agree to accept the bet. So the drunk walks to the window and jumps out. The two men can hardly believe their own eyes when they see him land safely on the street and again enter the building. "How'd you do it?!" they ask in amazement when he enters the bar again.

"Well, you see." the drunk replies. "There is this ventilation shaft straight below this window, and the stream of air is so strong, it slows you down enough to land safely on the grid. Why don't you try it yourselves?"

So, both the men hurry to the window and jump out, facing certain death as they hit the street at high speed.

At this point, the bartender walks up to the drunk and says: "You know what, Superman? You can be a real bastard when you're drunk!"

NEVER SURRENDER!

Authorization Required

One of my all-time favorites

It's the expression that wins :P

Star Wars Funnies

I guess women are wired that way

This kid keeps making me laugh, smart kiddo that!

NSFW on 2nd glance

The new must-have bedding

I have to see this movie now

Good advertising!

WTF Furries, wtf.

*Implied facepalm*

God, does everyone need a professional proof-reader - or at least a teenage boy!?

Snuggie-Sutra

Oh baby!

She had a "mishap" um...

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!

Sweatered Pitbull vs. Cat-Robot-Hybid.  It's on, it's so on!

Makes a mental note...

...to be this awesome when I'm teaching

Friggin' lol

And the crowd goes wild!

Whoa!